The Northwest Mythical and Unknown Creatures Organization Meeting #66

Noah Sather and David Lasky

The Northwest Mythical and Unknown Creatures Organization Meeting #66 by Noah Sather and David Lasky from 826 Seattle "ORDER, ORDER!" yelled the living tree. "May the Northwest Mythical and Unknown Creatures Organization meeting commence! Does anyone have any questions to bring up?" "AYE AYE, Bend they ears in my direction!" said the large stone troll. "Can thou getteth this poultry to cease messing on my feet? 'Tis a habit most unsatisfying." "I told you to plug your ears when they play Shakespeare on you. I cannot understand a word you are saying!" exclaimed the tree. Now does anyone else have anything to say? "I would like to say that you are full of sap," hissed a shadow in the corner. "That was uncalled for," said the unaffected tree. "And now on to the problems. As this is my cave, I will go first. The loggers are cutting my kind down, so I want the whole of you in the firest tomorrow causing mayhem. Next on the list, and I believe, last, the rain pixies."